Gary1914 -
Read your remarks and totally cracked up!!! An elder who not only has a sense of humor, but is devious too. Too bad there aren't more like you in the ORG.
The funny thing is that I knew that a lot of elders (congregation servants in my day) totally fudged their numbers. One brother who was working trying to get to be one of the top three often reported 35-40 hours a month and 3 or 4 bookstudies. He'd always drop the rest of us off in a neighborhood and then leave to "run an errand," "swing by the KH," or "go visit a sick brother/sister." He' always get back about 10 minutes before we were to leave the territory and then sit in the car making notes.
We all knew what he was up to, but he was smart, gave a great public talk, and was fairly handsome. He also had a pretty wife and a couple of cute kids. Above all he loved to joke around and kept us laughing all the time. So we just let him be and never said anything about his sneaking off - although my Dad knew what he was up to, but never said anything. His attitude was that he could not judge the guy, only Jehovah could do that.
He finally made it to Ministry School Servant and was Book Study Conductor. I left before he went any higher.
I would have done the same, except that I wanted out - not up. So I just quit trying. Broke my parents' hearts 'cause they really wanted me to go to Gilead or Bethel. They didn't have a clue...